cakeman265:

"Do you drive?"

"Yeah."

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"No, a real car."

"Yeah."

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ram-me-ramiel:

:urbean:

thats a cool skeleton fresh from skeleton hell

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

bless this post

paid-in-starbucks:

"is the dick bomb"

me:

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you know he dead

nintendotweet:

Actual photos of the Kirby tsumu tsumu set which is available now in Japan

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking questions about my turban. (Pt.1)

astuziathematica:

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

my brother had somebody in his class who’s name was spelled shithead but pronounced shuh-had and teachers would alwas think it was some kind of stupid prank and i imagine this basically sums up that kid’s entire life

ghostrickbara:

makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday

jesus christ pIVI